Fabulous Drunk Guy

This is an approximate transcript of a "conversation" we had with a drunk, middle-aged Korean man we met by chance while waiting for the subway--- ^^

DRUNK GUY: American?
US: No, Canadian.
DRUNK GUY: Oh, Canadian.
US: Yup…
DRUNK GUY: You know pop music?
US: We’ve heard of it, yes…
DRUNK GUY: You know George Michael?
BBRO (80s Fan): Omigosh, Wake Me Up Before You GoGo!!!!!!!!!
ME: I saw where George Michael was arrested in Beverley Hills….
DRUNK GUY: (sings) Wake me uuuuup, before you Gooooo Gooooo.
BBRO: !!!
DRUNK GUY: Fabulous
ME: …
DRUNK GUY: America!
US: Canada –
DRUNK GUY: Oh! Canada! You know Celine Dion!
US: Of course…
DRUNK GUY: Fabulous Celine Dion!
ME: …
DRUNK GUY: Fabulous.
US: (awkward) Uh… huh
DRUNK GUY: How old are you?
BBRO: At home I’m 22—
ME: And I’m 21 –-
BBRO: Here we’re… What?
US: 23?
DRUNK GUY: Oh, 23! Fabulous!
[Right around this point is when he spits on BBro, so we start to get more than a little nervous]
DRUNK GUY: Fabulous.
US: ….
[The subway comes]
[He ushers us on. With both hands. On the ass. Awkward]
DRUNK GUY: Fabulous George Michael.
US: Oh… Yeah
DRUNK GUY: Celine Dion!
US: Yup
DRUNK GUY: 23! Fabulous!
[etc etc]
US: Well, this is our stop!!! [It’s not]
US: [runs---]